This page - which used to have a neat little script that would let you email me - has been disabled because the massive amounts of spam it was collecting were having a pretty lousy impact on the server.
Sorry about that, if you're trying to send me mail, and if you were the one spamming using this page: you are a very unpleasant person. Stop it.
If you want to email me, my email address is my first name - which you can find by reading this next word here: Garrett - and then the domain name, which I'm sure you can determine by looking at the URL. I'm hopeful that you can figure it out with that information, there.
Go back to the main page.